A word of advice...
Never say things like
- "I put everything in my mouth"
- "I slept with my sister last night"
- "You wouldn't believe the things that happen with me and my cousin in bed sometimes at night" - courtesy of the boyfriend
- "I'll graph your package" to your Maths teacher in response to his talking about graphing packages on calculators... - I actually managed to not get this out of my mouth, but barely.
That is all.
Another Great Reason Not To Be A Jerk In Public
51 minutes ago
ahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteSeriously, I laughed so hard at that I was afraid of alerting the parentals.
Hilarious!! I feel your pain :P I seem to be the source of many 'That's what SHE said!' jokes ^^"
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