I sprained my wrist opening a bottle of soda.

I shit you not.

It was a glass bottle. This, actually.



Yumm C:

It's not really tricky to open by any stretch of the imagination. But then, coming from a person who loses their balance and falls over while sitting on a table, I suppose it's not that surprising.

The other night I accidentally hit a woman with a trolley whilst shopping... Then I forgot to offer my seat to a frail old lady...

Bitch please. This shit take skillz.